just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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