Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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