I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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