Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
you never un-have a 4some
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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