I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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