I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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