i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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