It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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