I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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