I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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