Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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