are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
