I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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