Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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