So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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