I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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