I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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