is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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