R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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