New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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