...so i touched it.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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