i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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