Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I need to calm my uterus...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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