break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
