You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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