just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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