I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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