Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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