we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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