Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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