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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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