i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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