You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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