oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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