so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do vagina's smell?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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