I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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