Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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