I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize