office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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