I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
