I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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