I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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