Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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