I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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