these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If I die, sorry about rent.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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