His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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