I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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