So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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