"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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