One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Please don't give away my fajitas
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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