He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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