I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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