East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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