when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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