fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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