My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
