you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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