Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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